Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Rat
This one is hilarious. I laughed so much while I was reading it. Not
again...he had told
Mother he didn't want to be a rodent again, and here he was again, his
gorgeous gorgeous body covered in white fur! All right, so he was a rat
this time, not a ferret, and somebody had sabotaged his
Polyjuice Potion. But still! Will be Draco/Hermione eventually (no duh)
but right now just Draco/coffee. Novel-length.
A
Thousand Words
Oh, this is so, so good. First fanfiction ever that made me cry.
Loosely based on Phantom of the Opera, it's a story of forgiveness,
redemption, and second chances that don't always work out. Warning: Sad
ending. Novel length. For those of you who don't like sad endings,
alternate ending here:
The
Sweetest Sin
Also by the author of A Thousand Words, just as good. Hermione is a
slave to Draco in a world where the Death Eaters have taken over.
Warning: Again, no happy endings. Novel-length. PS: you might need a
Mugglenet account to read this, because you have to log in to prove
you're over 17.
Her
And Me
Oh,
so funny. This one is good. "Hermione Granger will take pity on a
hapless Draco Malfoy when Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice
skates." And there is even a sequel,
Enigmaticness Abounds Both chapter fics.
Hate You, Hate Me. Mp>
Good. I hate you, Hermione. I hate your hair, your friends, your better grades, everything about you. But the thing I hate the most is how much I love you. Chapter fic, WIP.
Dear Diary, I
Mean Journal
Hehe, Draco is very OOC in this
one, but it's still really funny. "I will not, under any circumstances,
tell you what happened... Thank God there were no witnesses. Well,
except for Granger. But of course she witnessed it; she was a part of
it. GASP. You did not just read that..." Another one with a sequel,
this one is How
To Kill the Whomping Willow Both one-shots.
Artificial Identity
"How many times have I told you not to cry?" he snarled. "How many times?" But she never listened. Really good, unexpected ending. One shot.
The Necessities
of Winter
Oh, this one is really sweet. What do you do
when you think you're about to die and want to enjoy life, but never
learned how? Why, go to Hermione Granger, of course. Chapter
fic.
We
Learned The Sea
Draco
Malfoy, after a very successful career as a Death Eater, suddenly and
inexplicably turns himself in to Harry and Hermione's care to enlist in
a plan to defeat the Dark Lord. A story of forgiveness and redemption.
Novel-length.
The God of the
Lost
Oh, this
one is a must read. It's a WIP, but it creeped me out, and that's
saying something. Rather like Lord of the Flies. When man's baser side
comes out. Draco and Hermione are trapped on an island together where
the very gods are against them. Can they survive it and each other? In
the this game where the stakes are your lives and only one person can
come out on top, who will win? Novel-length.
Trick
Stair
A fic in dialogue only. Draco and Hermione are trapped in a trick
stair. Together. In a very small space. Ooh, the fun. Chapter fic,
funny, preromance.
The Goblin
Prince
Sad. An old man telling a story to his grandchildren, but it touches
deeper than they know. One-shot.
Potter's
Party
Hermione and Draco plan a party, Ron is (supposedly) in the dark, and
Harry is playing matchmaker. Oh, no. One-shot, funny.
Lamentations of Draco Malfoy
"Oh,
Draco," she squeals. "You're the best friend I could ever want!"
Normally Draco would have loved to have heard that, but in this situation, it breaks his heart. Funny-sad. Oneshot.
An Unfit Son
Never good enough. Never Malfoy enough. He looks at his father and lets it go. Pretty good, sad, D/Hr if you squint. By the same author, also really good, same summary works for both, another oneshot, is, Poison
The Year of Spiders
She
looked at the spider. It was the wrong color. She sighed in
frustration. Harry and Ron are worried, Hermione is obsessed, and Draco
is mysterious. Angst. One-shot.
The Nietzsche Classes
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do
you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let
pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.” Chapter
fic, long.
Whiplash
Something just happened, and while
on the outside the two opposites ignored each other on these outings,
there was an odd connection. It was obvious that they didn’t even know
it. You could miss that connection, though. One day you’d see it out of
the corner of your eye, and when you turned your head to follow that
effervescent spark, you’d have to turn your head so fast that you’d get
whiplash. Because that was what it was. To Draco and Hermione, the
connection was a pain that was only acknowledged when aggravated. One
shot.
Dracilla
Draco is turned into a girl. Enough said. Funny oneshot.
Dramione Rules
Okay, this isn't technically a Dramione story, but it's hilarious. Rules for
beginner Dramione writers. Not all the rules need to be observed (I'm
guilty of breaking a few myself), but it's hilarious, man! Chapter fic,
WIP.
Snap Me Back Into Hell
When you live in despair long enough, you forget that there was ever anything else out there. Dark one-shot. Sequel, WIP, is Shamanism
Solstice II Spring and Summer
Not
completely Draco-centric. D/Hr is more of a side thing, and it's not
that well written, but it's sad. Draco is tramautized, Harry is blind,
Hermione is in denial, and Ginny is worried. Novel length.
My Name is Draco Malfoy...I Think
"What's my name?" he asked her. "Draco Malfoy," she answered, not sure what to say. He stared at her for a moment, then burst out laughing. "Oh, come on," he said. "You're joking, right?"
Harry/Hermione Fics
I'm Not Neurotic! The Diary of Hermione Granger'
Oh, this
is hilarious. Hermione is clueless in the way only Hermione can be when
it comes to those mysterious boy/girl things, Harry is in denial, and
Ginny is the mastermind behind it all. Oh, and Ron is as clueless as
ever. Novel-length.
The Worst Day in the History of England
From
no coffee to a bad work day, Hermione Jane Granger is having the worst
day in the history of England. It just figures that Harry James Potter,
as oblivious as ever, chooses that very day to propose. One shot.
The List
Let's
make a list of everybody who thinks we should/are going out! Another
brilliant idea of Harry's. From nonsensical suggestions that Hermione
change her name to Lena to denial running amok, this is a hilarious chapter fic. Read it.
Survivor
What
happens to Harry when half of his soul is ripped away. Hermione dies.
Harry survives. Ron watches, and records, and understands. One of the
few fics where I can stomach Ron. Chapter fic.
Must Be Approved By Crookshanks
Hermione wants a boyfriend. Harry wants Hermione. Crookshanks wants more cookies. Chapter fic.
And Yet He Flinched
There are three main archnemesises in Harry's life: Voldemort, Snape, and Malfoy. The first one of them is beyond redemption; the last one is but a child. But for the middle one, Rowling sometimes gives us hints of what might have been for him. One shot.
Copper Coated Angel
She looked in the mirror and saw nothing. Maybe if she'd had bushy hair, or freckles, or huge green eyes, or a lightning-bolt scar, or red hair, someone would have noticed her. Realized she was alive, unlike the ghosts that haunted Hogwarts. But no one did. She was just too damn plain. One shot, Angst.
Improbable Felicity
Snape/Hermione. It's pretty good, but be warned. It has some pretty steamy stuff in there. When Snape is condemned to a life in Azkaban for a crime he did not commit because he has no family members, Hermione Granger is appalled. It's just not fair! But as usual, she comes up with an idea. An idea that just might work...if Snape isn't too stubborn to try it. Need Mugglenet account to view this.
A Tale of Two Matchmakers
Inspired by Shakespeare (oh beware) two unlikely allies, Luna Lovegood and Blaise Zabini (a girl) decide to play matchmaker. Oh, the horror. But along the way, they might just find Mr. Right for themselves as well...Ginny/Draco, Blaise Zabini/Terry Boot, Luna/OC. Background Hermione/Ron. Novel length.
Once In A Blue Moon
Remus/Tonks. Really good. It's Remus and Tonks-centric, but I think a few of our generation show up here too. There's no real summary: It's basically an account of Lupin's life, but it's good. Novel-length. Sequels are: A Wolf In the Moonlight, Promise of a Spring Moon, Moonlight and Shadow, From the Battered Journal of Remus J. Lupin. There are also a ton of one-shots that relate to this, but there's just no way I can put all of them here. Just visit her authors page.
Semi-Charmed Life
In the dashing band of the Marauders, Sirius Sirius is the dashing Will Scarlet. Seventh year, his goal is to help Robin woo Maid Lily, avoid sermons from Friar Moony, aid a rat in need, and win the love of a fair lady. Sequel A Charmed Life. We Should Have Had the Sun
The Gryffindors get everything. How could they get Draco too? It wasn't fair. Draco/Pansy. Really the only canon pairing I love. Other, similar one shots are Queen of Hearts, How Easy Is It Then To Love Someone, Radicals and Rebels, Amor Omina Vincit, Omittance, Goodbye, Draco.